My secret identity has been revealed

So I took a deep breath and then exhaled. Faythe screams and says, "There's a snake in the house!!" and runs into the other room. Alan goes to find out what is wrong and she said she was in danger because there was a snake. Alan says, "Would it make you feel better if you knew your mother made that noise?" So Faythe... comes to the most obvious conclusion..."YOU MEAN MOM'S A WERE-SNAKE????"